While all’s quiet on the Hader front while he writes all day then falls asleep with his nice white shoes on while watching Forensic Files at the late o’Clock time of seven P.M. as his kale burns in the oven, I want to discuss something:

I have Myocarditis. It fucking sucks. A lot.

Myocarditis is not really common (supposedly)- medical sites place cases diagnosed in a year from thousands to just over a million. It’s the inflammation of your heart muscle, which causes heart attack-like symptoms upon presentation, and is often mistaken and treated as one until imaging and further testing is done. While not a heart attack, it’s still a ‘cardiac event,’ and can cause muscle damage and even sudden death if not treated right away. The most usual cause of it? Your typical common cold virus is the popular culprit, although other viruses and existing heart conditions can also trigger it. It can hit anyone, any age, no matter how healthy you are. There’s no prevention, and it will resolve itself in time, with rest and medication.

I’m telling y’all this because HOLY SHIT IF YOU EVER HAVE ANY HEART ATTACK SYMPTOMS, CALL EMERGENCY SERVICES IMMEDIATELY.  Don’t feel ridiculous if you’re young, or ran sixteen marathons last weekend, or have a cholesterol level of 90. Cardiac events are serious, and the sooner it’s treated, the better your outcome. Call for an ambulance if you have the following symptoms-granted, not all symptoms will be present:

-Any type of chest pain that doesn’t go away. Squeezy/pressurey/achy/sore? Doesn’t matter.

-Rapid or abnormal heart rhythms. Does it buh-dum-duh-dumdumdum when it should only buh-dum? Problem.

-Shortness of breath, at rest or during physical activity. Does it feel like you just jogged in the arctic tundra for six miles with fifty pound ankle weights?

-Jaw pain. Tends to be seen more in women, but can happen in men. Does your lower face feel like this whole clip?

-Arm pain, especially left arm. Does it feel like you over the top’d it? That’s…that’s something else. You should see an orthopedic surgeon. But shooting pain, yes.

-Nausea/vomiting/a general feeling of illness with any of the above symptoms. Again, the sooner you get treated, the better. Visit https://www.myocarditisfoundation.org/ and read up/donate, and also be sure to check out the best heart hospitals near you!

Bill Hader at InStyle Awards

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Man of Style: Bill Hader, to be presented by D’Arcy Carden for InStyle Awards

Kirsten Dunst will honor the Mulleavey sisters as the designers of the year, and for speeches sure to bring the laughs, The Good Place star D’Arcy Carden will honor Barry creator and star, and SNL veteran Bill Hader as the year’s Man of Style. (Takes place October 21st)

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That’s the hard thing now, that I watch things and I go, “Oh, I see how that’s interesting. That’s cool how they did that.” And then when you know people in the movie, you’re like, “Oh wow, this is really cool that they did this.” I miss watching something completely removed. I remember on a Sunday afternoon on television Psycho just played on AMC and I’d never seen it, and I sat and my parents were in another room and I watched Psycho and didn’t know the twist or anything and totally just had an amazing cinematic experience, where I just got so caught up in the movie. (collider)

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